Sunday, 3 March 2013

The Burdekin Venus


Look familiar?  Yep, it's that vision of palaeolithic womanly loveliness commonly known as the Willendorf Venus.  Whether she was a fertility symbol or was just carved to keep someone occupied during long dark winter evenings in Austria about 30,000 years ago, she clearly had curves in all the right places.

Reuben and Tilly were busy with the playdough yesterday morning.  Reuben had said he was making a snowman but clearly digressed part way through.

R: 'Look Hannah, I've made you without your big belly but with your big boobies'.
H: 'What's that, you've made me with my big belly?'
R: 'No, without your big belly.'

Also look familiar?
Oh.  So this is the slim version of me.  I like the big boobies though!

Yay!  I am a fertility goddess captured in green playdough!

Monday, 24 December 2012

Anyone for nun wrestling?


Explaining to Tilly and Reuben about how one of my patients is looked after by a Nun. 

Tuesday, 18 December 2012

Reuben is a winner!

Happiness is your Athlete of the Day ribbon in one hand and a sausage in the other, thinks Reuben.
What glory has been heaped upon us recently.

Monday, 12 November 2012

Tilly tells it like it is

In the bathroom, this morning:

Tilly: 'Silly old mummy, silly old mummy'.
Me: 'I'm not a silly old mummy.'
Tilly, considering: 'You're not rusty, but you are old.'

Cheers Tilly.  Won't advertise your services as a motivational coach just yet, hey?

Wednesday, 31 October 2012

Baby Kiwi

Typical kiwi chick, cute and fluffy but an endangered species

Typical Kiwis, less cute and fluffy but like their avian
counterparts, rather thin on the ground too