So I want to know: has Tilly been contracted to write the script for the next Bond film? If so, what happens next, because it sounds gripping!
Or is she just demonstrating an overly cautious approach? Perhaps her life is actually full of hidden dangers that her parents simply don't appreciate because we've forgotten what it's like to be six. I don't remember it being particularly perilous, but maybe I've blocked out something traumatic. Hmmm....